Global Worming

The spread of global worming has not been a total success for the worms, apparently. A spokesperson for WORMSAREUS, Wobbleworm (Wobby) said that sudden increases in the normal population jeopardise long term worm survival. “You get big surges in population and the food needed for expansion just can’t keep up...” BREAKING NEWS: the network wishes to apologise for any inconvenience caused by this spelling mistake. An over-zealous young reporter Quade Rugby admitted today that he created the Wobbleworm to amuse his children and it just “slipped into the story on Global Worming”. He admits he was supposed to write a story on Global Warming but that was “too boring” . Quade has been praised for his initiative and promoted to Senior Editor.