Thursday, June 17, 2010

New Oath of Allegiance for Australian Citizenship Ceromonies



Please Stand with hand over heart

As An Australian Citizen
I affirm My Loyalty To Australia And Its People
Whose Democratic Beliefs I Share
Whose Rights And LIBERTIES I Respect
And Whose Laws I Uphold And Obey
Whilst Eating as Many Animal Parts
At The Multicultural BBQ
And Swilling Beer Until My Legs Give Way
I Salute The Mores Of The Australian People
And Bash and Biff And Behave Badly
At All Sports Events And Ponce Around
At Religious And Cultural Dos….I Do!
Image from SMH Australia Day

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