Saturday, June 5, 2010

NEWS FLASH…WORM FARM DEATH TRAP

A local householder Fiona Palegreen, well known for her green credentials, has had to fight for her life when the worms from her worm farm, located in the kitchen, took over the house. The walls and floor became a death trap from the slime collected after an all night escapee/party by the worms. The door handles and locks were unusable as slime built up on all the vertical surfaces. Ms Palegreen was unable to escape for 24hrs. Her Phillipino cleaner Josie alerted the fire brigade this morning. A Cherry picker was brought in and she was found cowering in the bath.

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